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 "Как спите с женой?"
Что писать? Напишешь "слева" - пришьют левый уклонист. "Справа" - правый уклонист. "Не спишь" - аморалку пришьют. "Сверху" - возвышение над массами. "Снизу" - идешь на поводу у масс. Написал:

"Сплю отдельно, занимаюсь онанизмом".
Дали 10 лет за связь с кулаками и

разбазаривание семенного фонда.
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